1. Bouncing.
2. Flying!
3. Super soft fur.
4. Speaking fluent Martian with my alien overlords–this looks like chewing.
5. Hopping over cats.
6. Hopping over dogs.
7. Cute button eyes (with laser vision).
8. Bananas–waaaay better than carrots!
9. Edible walls that are laughable obstacles in my path to world domination.
10. *Big stupid ears that can hear your thoughts*…AND YOU LOVE ME!
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